Friday, June 11, 2010

France-Uruguay Live Update

France has come out the aggressor over Uruguay taking most of the possession and very speculative shots.

Govou sucks. and the score should be 1-0 France. Missed chance.

I'll pick it up in the 25th minute.

25th- Best chance so far Uruguay, Forlan. Good save. Two yellows already for main players, Evra and Ribery, might come into play later

26th- French pushing forward more. Counter setting up for Uruguay

28th- Ribery has been the most creative player on the pitch. Wasteful passing tho.

31st- Crafty thru pass. Anelka offside tho on a ball for Govou. Dumb French.

34th- Forlan is easily Uruguay's catalyst. Good passing and best shot opp so far. Offside call

38th- Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Give me a break. Lack of possession with wasteful passing. Anelka is running around with the ball with no direction.

41st- Slow-mo replays are awesome. Yay balloons.

42nd- Anelka flicks past just past the post. Just = 10 yards wide.

46th - End of the first half. Two real good scoring chances. One for each side. Nothing really to write about

THOUGHTS: BORING FIRST HALF FOR THE MOST PART. IT'LL BE INTERESTING IF THERE ARE ANY SUBS THAT CAN MAKE THE DIFFERENCE. MY GUESS IS MALOUDA COMES ON FOR THE FRENCH FOR GOVOU. HE COULD REALLY MAKE A DIFFERENCE

WITH THE DRAW EARLIER, EACH TEAM COULD BE EVEN IF THIS WAY ENDS THE SAME WAY. ALL TEAMS AT 1 POINT AND EVEN ON GOAL DIFFERENCE. JUST MAKES THE LAST TWO GAMES MORE AND MORE IMPORTANT. SECOND HALF COMING IN 15. TOODLES

SECOND HALF

46th- Start of the second half. Weird, missed passes already

47th- Domenech keeps looking into his crystal ball. Nothing there. Mostly like this game.

48th- Anelka has really failed to impress up top by himself. Everybody doesn't love Raymond when it comes to this guy.

50th- Free kick to Uruguay. Forlan to take... goes to the back post, headed away. Not that bad of a ball. Still no. Volley. I'd try that too. But I'm fat and dumb. Should tell you something about what this game is like

52nd- Forlan's drop rugby kick ends up 42 rows back. Good field goal.

55th- Evra gets up the pitch. Ball gets passed around. Nothing special. France maintains most of the possession. Anelka sucks more. No signs of subs

56th- Uruguay gives the ball away again in the middle of the pitch. I'm hungry. Toulalan shoots from South AMERICA comfortable save.

58th- 4th and 2. Uruguay punts, France starts from its own 20.

59th - Late tackle. Yellow to Uruguay's Victorino. French with a free kick outside the box. Right side

60th- Gourcuff cuts it square for Ribery. Slice out wide. Called out. Serena threatens line ump about a ball and her throat.

63rd- Uruguay Sub OFF: L Gonzalez ON: Lorderio
Everybody yawns

64th- Forlan free kick. Same spot. No touch by anyone. Straight to goalie. France start out. Lose ball. Evra cuts it close to his tackle

67th- Suarez has beaver teeth. Pass Interference 15 yard penalty.

68th- Anelka has been embarrassing. Henry warming up. France letting a lot of ball run instead of controlling.

69th- Domenech walks around. Attention. Love meeeeeee. France looks uninspired for a game in which a win will virtually guarantee second round after Mexico's draw.

70th- 20 minutes and change left for someone or something to make an impact.

71st- THIERRYYYYY THIERRRYYY HENRY.

Oh wait, it's a new Happy. Raymond takes off Anelka. Virtually conceding the win. Henry up by himself just isn't how he works. 20 minutes to do any damage

73rd- FORLAN. Best chance. Open volley in the box. Misses by five yards. Unreal
Abreu on for Suarez.

74th- Gourcuff tries to knock out the popcorn usher. On the right side of the pitch.
Malouda for Gourcuff. Game on. IMO

77th- Long throw. Nothing. Sidney Govou is a joke. Henry wins a free kick.

78th- Malouda is wasteful with the free kick. France will build again with a Uruguian offside.

80th- 0-0. Malouda electric. Always off. Domenech groans. Looks to the stars. Bad pass. Fans looking for rebates

81st- Red card after a second yellow. Dumb yellow. Sagna down. Studs up. Late and high. AU Revoir. Game on for French. Time to go for it. Ten men for Uruguay

85th- Gignac on for Govou. Should have happened at half. Touched the ball once in the second half.

87th- Evra skates into the area. Loses the ball. Uruguay sub. Time waster. Erugen for Perez.

89th- Henry. Handball who knew. Corner. Short. Another corner. Stoppage time around the corner.

90th- Corner sucked. Like Raymond. At least we have day baseball. 3 minutes of stoppage.

92nd- FREEEEEE KICK. Major spot. Henry or Ribery Pick yer poison.

92nd- Henry strikes a good kick. Wall gets up and heads away

93rd- Game over. Real boring 0-0 Draw. All teams at 1 point. France Mexico. Someone is going home from that game.


Probably won't have a live play by play this weekend as I'll be away for the games. Hope you enjoyed. Today, 0-2 on bets. Had Mexico and France as winners. Sweet day.

South Korea-Greece could be boring again
Nigeria - Argentina could actually be the first entertaining game
USA- England. You know the deal

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